📜 YESSIFY
Terms & Conditions
The fine print of my heart.
WHAT THEY WILL READ
“Do you agree to the terms and conditions of my heart?”
I agree ✅ · I have questions
What the No button says as it runs away
- Please read clause 4 again 📜
- The fine print says yes
- Terms are non-negotiable 😤
- Our lawyer is crying 😭
- Clause 9: you must click Yes
When they say yes, WhatsApp opens with
💬 I accept all the terms ✅ — Wanjiru
How it works
- Pick the ask and write it in your own words.
- Add photos, a voice note or a song if you like.
- Save it, pay with M-Pesa, and send the link on WhatsApp.
From KES 499 · one-time · Keep forever for KES 799
- 🔒 Opens on yessify.co.ke — check the address before you tap.
- 🔒 We never ask them for a PIN, a login or money.
- 🔒 No app. No account. They just open it.